The Swearwolves

June 9, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 40: Rage, Cage, and Spit on Your Grave!

For their fortieth episode, Bret, David, and Alan make a list of everyone who’s ever…

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June 2, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 39: Bill & Stu’s Massacre Adventure

Bret, David, and Alan head back to the 90’s to discuss Wes Craven’s 1996 genre-reviving…

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May 26, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 38: The Pink and The Stink

Put on a smock, because things are about to get gooey! Bret, David, and Alan…

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May 19, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 37: Space Vamps and Dirt Naps

Bret, David, and Alan blast off into outer space, rid themselves of the burdens of…

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May 12, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 36: The Cabin and “The Wood”

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films that subverted the tropes and clichés of horror…

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May 5, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 35: In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream, “GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!”

Bret, David, and Alan hug each other’s faces, slather themselves in mud, and discuss two…

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April 28, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 34: The Crypt Keeper Goes Hollywood

Hello, creeps! Bret, David, and Alan are joined this week by their friend, Adam, to…

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April 21, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 33: We Hear You’re Looking For The Candyman…

Break out the peeps and jelly beans (an epipen probably wouldn’t hurt either): Bret, David,…

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April 14, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 32: Howling for Dee Wallace and Monsterpalooza 2019!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two starkly different films featuring Dee Wallace: Joe Dante’s classic…

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April 7, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 31: Glows and Hoes

Roommate’s cat dead? Did you accidentally run your girlfriend over with a remote control lawnmower…

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March 31, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 30: Happy April, Fools!

Bret, David, and Alan break out the whoopee cushions and dribble glasses, and discuss the…

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March 24, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 29: “Come to Camp Crystal Lake,” They Said. “It’ll Be Fun,” They Said.

Bret, David, and Alan slash their way through the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th,…

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March 17, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 28: Werewolf? There! There, Wolf. There, Podcast!

Bret, David, and Alan introduce a giveaway*, howl at the moon, and discuss two werewolf…

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March 10, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 27: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil!

Don’t look… don’t listen… and please: shut the f*** up! On second thought: go ahead…

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March 3, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 26: Subterranean Monster Blues

Pack a flashlight, a camera, and a bottle of Purell: Bret, David, and Alan head…

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February 24, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 25: This is The Swearwolves Speaking… About Zodiac!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss David Fincher’s 2007 film, Zodiac, and the 50+ year case on…

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February 17, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 24: Horrifically Underrated

Bret, David, and Alan each chose a movie they felt was underrated, and had their…

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February 10, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 23: The Conjuring of Poltergeists and Frighteners

Turn off the light… stay away from the light… come to the light… hey, it’s…

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February 3, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 22: Night –> Dawn –> Day –> DEAD!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss what is widely considered to be the greatest trilogy of…

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January 27, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 21: The Trivial Pursuits of Horror Collectors

Bret, David, and Alan take a slight detour from their usual format, and talk about…

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January 20, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 20: Night of the…

In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan discuss three cult 80’s horror flicks with similar…

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January 13, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 19: Don’t Eat Me, Bro!

Bret, David, and Alan create a beer broth, break out a crock pot, and feast…

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January 6, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 18: Talking Undead – A Sh!t-Sucking Vampire Episode!

Drop that copy of Batman #14, draw yourself a bubble bath, and dissolve into mist…

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December 30, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 17: Celebration of Infestation

Brush up on your pole-vaulting skills, fashion a makeshift flamethrower, and break out your favorite…

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December 23, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 16: A Very Swearwolves Christmas

Bret, David, and Alan get into the spirit of the holiday season by discussing Christmas-themed…

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