The Swearwolves

December 9, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 66: Mo Monkey, Mo Problems

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two horror films about pissed off primates going apeshit: Monkey…

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December 2, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 65: Feast or Famine?

Still licking the wounds from their ill-fated Thanksgiving episode, Bret, David, and Alan go in…

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November 25, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 64: This Thanksgiving… We’re Sorry.

The Swearwolves are incredibly thankful for all of the great movies they’ve been blessed to…

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November 18, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 63: Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead Alive

Bret, David, and Alan put on their ponchos, lay some newspaper down on the floor,…

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November 11, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 62: Melting Faces in Living Spaces

Bret, David, and Alan hop in a time machine and head back to the 70’s,…

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November 4, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 61: Quills & Nards

Pop your favorite Johnny Steele tape in your boombox, light a firecracker, and (if you’re…

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October 28, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 60: Elvira’s Two Big… Movies

Hello, darlings! This week, The Swearwolves sit down and talk about one of their favorite…

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October 21, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 59: Breaking the 4th Wall… in 3D

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films that play on the tropes of the slasher…

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October 14, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 58: Spaghetti Sci-Fi Horror Schlockfest!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two Italian sci-fi/horror schlock films directed by Bruno Mattei: Robowar…

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October 7, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 57: Argento Argumento

Bret, David, and Alan weigh in on two films from legendary filmmaker, Dario Argento: The…

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September 30, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 56: Requiem for a Nightmare

Brew a pot of coffee, crush some Red Bulls, and down a handful of caffeine…

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September 23, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 55: House of 1000 Rejects from Hell

Bret, David, and Alan recap their recent trip to California, where they hit up Son…

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September 16, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 54: Head-Lops and Boomsticks

Klaatu barada… nnnn… nnnnnnn… never mind! Celebrating their official one year anniversary as a podcast,…

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September 9, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 53: Hack to School!

Get your pencils, books, and javelins ready, kids! This week, Bret, David, and Alan watched…

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September 2, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 52: From Beyond The Bougie Buttheads of Society

Whether you’re donning a top hat and a monocle, or rocking leather S&M gear, The…

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August 26, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 51: The Tall Man’s Balls

Bret, David, & Alan knock back some adult beverages and discuss a pair of, ahem,…

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August 19, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 50: 404 Not Found. DESTROY!!!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of killer robot movies from 1990: Class of…

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August 12, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 49: There Will Be Blood

Hold on to your beer, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and pass the cranberry…

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August 5, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 48: A Machine Gun Leg, Lots of Feet, and a Jar of Balls

Clutch your pearls and keep your arms, legs, and feet in the vehicle at all…

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July 29, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 47: Cronenberg’s Body of Horror

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of body horror films from director David Cronenberg:…

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July 22, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 46: An “Atkins Diet” of Horror

Fresh off meeting Tom Atkins at Mad Monster Party AZ, Bret, David, and Alan discuss…

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July 15, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 45: Get Out with Us!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss the first two films written and directed by horror auteur,…

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July 8, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 44: DEMONStrations of PanDEMONium

Bret, David, and Alan brush up on their Italian and discuss (in perfect English) a…

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July 1, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 43: Classic Creature Double Feature!

Bret, David, and Alan have a long-overdue discussion about a couple of classic Universal monster…

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June 24, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 42: Darkness, Pain, and Sutter Cane

Having already discussed The Thing in Episode 4, Bret, David, and Alan delve into the…

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