The Swearwolves

February 17, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 76: Be Our Valentine… Or We’ll Drill a Hole in Your Head!

Bret, David, and Alan whisper sweet nothings to each other, eat chocolates, break into spontaneous…

Read the post

February 10, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 75: That’s So Craven

This week, Bret, David, and Alan discuss two Wes Craven films from the 1980’s. First…

Read the post

February 3, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 74: She’s A Man-Eater

Bret, David, and Alan turn on the subtitles and watch a pair of foreign language…

Read the post

January 27, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 73: Freddy’s Dead. Jason Lives.

Bret, David, and Alan put on their Power Gloves, crack open some beers, crank Alice…

Read the post

January 20, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 72: Taking in Two Docs

Bret, David, and Alan are joined one more time by Bootsie, and discuss two documentaries…

Read the post

January 13, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 71: Fulci Frenzy!

Bret, David, and Alan are once again joined by Bootsie, and discuss two 1981 horror…

Read the post

January 6, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 70: Two Wickies and a Witch

Bret, David, and Alan ring in 2020 with an old friend of Bret’s (and loyal…

Read the post

December 30, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 69: We Sold Our Souls For Rock ‘N’ Horror

In the last Swearwolves podcast of the decade, Bret, David, & Alan count down to…

Read the post

December 23, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 68: Swearwolves Roasting on an Open Fire

Put on your butt-flap pajamas, pour some eggnog, and have a holly, jolly Christmas as…

Read the post

December 16, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 67: Altered Beasts

Bret, David, and Alan get weird and discuss two mind-bending sci-fi horror flicks: Altered States…

Read the post

December 9, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 66: Mo Monkey, Mo Problems

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two horror films about pissed off primates going apeshit: Monkey…

Read the post

December 2, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 65: Feast or Famine?

Still licking the wounds from their ill-fated Thanksgiving episode, Bret, David, and Alan go in…

Read the post

November 25, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 64: This Thanksgiving… We’re Sorry.

The Swearwolves are incredibly thankful for all of the great movies they’ve been blessed to…

Read the post

November 18, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 63: Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead Alive

Bret, David, and Alan put on their ponchos, lay some newspaper down on the floor,…

Read the post

November 11, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 62: Melting Faces in Living Spaces

Bret, David, and Alan hop in a time machine and head back to the 70’s,…

Read the post

November 4, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 61: Quills & Nards

Pop your favorite Johnny Steele tape in your boombox, light a firecracker, and (if you’re…

Read the post

October 28, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 60: Elvira’s Two Big… Movies

Hello, darlings! This week, The Swearwolves sit down and talk about one of their favorite…

Read the post

October 21, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 59: Breaking the 4th Wall… in 3D

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films that play on the tropes of the slasher…

Read the post

October 14, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 58: Spaghetti Sci-Fi Horror Schlockfest!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two Italian sci-fi/horror schlock films directed by Bruno Mattei: Robowar…

Read the post

October 7, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 57: Argento Argumento

Bret, David, and Alan weigh in on two films from legendary filmmaker, Dario Argento: The…

Read the post

September 30, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 56: Requiem for a Nightmare

Brew a pot of coffee, crush some Red Bulls, and down a handful of caffeine…

Read the post

September 23, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 55: House of 1000 Rejects from Hell

Bret, David, and Alan recap their recent trip to California, where they hit up Son…

Read the post

September 16, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 54: Head-Lops and Boomsticks

Klaatu barada… nnnn… nnnnnnn… never mind! Celebrating their official one year anniversary as a podcast,…

Read the post

September 9, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 53: Hack to School!

Get your pencils, books, and javelins ready, kids! This week, Bret, David, and Alan watched…

Read the post

September 2, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 52: From Beyond The Bougie Buttheads of Society

Whether you’re donning a top hat and a monocle, or rocking leather S&M gear, The…

Read the post

The Swearwolves Posts