The Swearwolves

February 8, 2026 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 265: Heart On

Bret and David chat about why they haven’t recorded in a while, recap a couple…

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October 26, 2025 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 264: Axe, Lies, and Videotape

Bret and David catch up on what they’ve been up to over the last several…

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June 1, 2025 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan

Bret and David grab a couple slices of pizza, swing by a bodega, board a…

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March 9, 2025 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 262: Bored Games

Bret and David catch up on what they’ve been up to so far this year…

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December 22, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung

Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit…

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November 24, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass

Bret and David discuss Bret’s new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine,…

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October 27, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 259: An American Zombie in Haddonfield

Bret and David recap their trip to Richmond for Nightmare Weekend and discuss Rob Zombie’s…

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September 22, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 258: Dawn with the Sickness

Bret and David discuss an upcoming east coast horror convention, Bret’s newest Friday the 13th…

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July 21, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 257: Not Out of the Woods(boro) Yet

Bret and David discuss a couple of recent conventions out in Arizona and Scream (aka…

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June 2, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 256: Dig If You Will, The Hitcher

In between catching up and talking about everything from pinball, to Duran Duran lyrics, to…

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April 21, 2024 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 255: He’s Just THAT Into You!

Bret and David return from a four-month absence to discuss Suitable Flesh and their trip…

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December 17, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 254: Ho Ho Ki-Yay, Motherf****er!

Bret and David celebrate the holiday season by discussing some of their recent conventions and…

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October 22, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 253: Never Meet Your Heroes Alone

Bret and his wife hit up 3 horror conventions in a 24-hour span, so he…

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October 8, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 252: Convening the Admirers of Myers

In this supersized episode, Bret and David discuss David’s recent trip to Pasadena, California, for…

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September 24, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Ep. 251: Halloween H2… Oh, no! They’re back!

Bret & David return from their hiatus and talk about Mad Monster Party AZ, New…

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June 18, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 250: Freddy vs. Jason vs. The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about David’s recent trips to Monsterpalooza and Europe, discuss Freddy vs.…

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June 11, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 249: Craven Something New

Bret and David discuss David’s trip to Texas Frightmare Weekend and Wes Craven’s New Nightmare…

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June 4, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 248: Slayed in Manhattan

Bret and David take a round trip from Camp Crystal Lake to New York City…

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May 28, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 247: Kids Do the Damnedest Things

Bret and David wrap up John Carpenter’s theatrically-released horror films by discussing 1995’s Village of…

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May 21, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 246: Ant-Man and The Shape

Bret and David take perhaps their final trip to Haddonfield and discuss 1995’s Halloween: The…

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May 14, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 245: Field of Screams

Bret and David chat about Bret’s time at Chiller Theatre, make a big announcement, and…

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May 7, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 244: Sawll in the Family

Bret and David ignore their map, head down a desolate road, and discuss Leatherface: The…

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April 30, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 243: Naked and Afraid

Bret and David chat about Bret’s experience at Monster-Mania Con and discuss the 1995 sci-fi…

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April 23, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 242: Mike Myers – The Guy Who Stabbed Me

Bret and David head back to Haddonfield to discuss Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael…

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April 16, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 241: One Blew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Bret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss The Nest…

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