Movie Ratings

If you listen to our podcast, you know that we rate films on a scale of zero to five “Pamela Voorhees Heads.” A film with zero heads should be avoided at all costs, while a film with a perfect five is a must-see. We recommend checking out anything with a rating of 2.5 or higher.

When we have guests on the show, their ratings are included and weighted the same as our own.

We didn’t apply ratings to some films in our very early days. Sorry about that. Some of those have been addressed retroactively in later episodes – which is reflected in the rating on this page.

Films are listed and updated alphabetically (omitting words like “A, “An,” The,” etc.).

3 From Hell – Bret: 4, David: 3, Alan: 2, Overall: 3

28 Days Later – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.33

30 Days of Night – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Alien – Bret: 5, David: 5, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4.83

Alligator – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

Altered States – Bret: 2, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.17

American Nightmare, The – Bret: 5, David: 3, Alan: 4, special guest Bootsie: 4.5, Overall: 4.125

American Psycho – Bret: 4.5, David: 4.5, Overall: 4.5

American Psycho 2 – Bret: .5, David: .5, Overall: .5

American Werewolf in London, An – Bret: 3.5, David: 4.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.83

American Werewolf in Paris, An – Bret: .5, David 1, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1

Amityville Horror, The (1979) – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

Antlers – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

April Fool’s Day – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.33

Arachnophobia – Bret: N/A, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

Army of Darkness – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.67

Baby, The – Bret: 0.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

Babysitter, The – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 4

Bad Moon – Bret: .5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

Basket Case – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Battle Royale – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.25

Beetlejuice – Bret: 4, David: 4.5, Overall: 4.25

Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.17

Ben – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Berberian Sound Studio – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.5

Better Watch Out – Bret: 4, David: 4, Overall: 4

Beyond, The – Bret: 4, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, special guest Bootsie: 2, Overall: 3.125

Beyond the Black Rainbow – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 5, Overall: 4.17

Bird Box – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.17

Bird with the Crystal Plumage, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 5, Overall: 3

Black Belly of the Tarantula, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.75

Black Christmas (1974) – Bret: 2, David: 3, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.33

Black Friday (2021) – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Black Sabbath – Bret: N/A, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 4

Blair Witch Project, The – Bret: 4, David: 2.5, Overall: 3.25

Bliss – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.17

Blob, The (1988) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.17

Blood Beach – Bret: 1, David: 1, Overall: 1

Blood Diner – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.33

Blood Rage – Bret: 1*, David: 2, Alan: 1, Overall: 1.33 (*revised in Episode 212)

Blood Quantum – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, special guest Leah: 4, Overall: 3.83

Blood Sucking Freaks – Bret: 2, David: .5, Alan: 2, Overall: 1.5

Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Bloody New Year – Bret: .5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Blue Sunshine – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.33

Bone Tomahawk – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 5, Overall: 4

Bordello of Blood, Tales from the Crypt Presents – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, special guest Adam: 2.5, Overall: 2.63

Bride of Frankenstein, The – Bret: 4, David: 5, Overall: 4.5

Bride of Re-Animator – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.75

Burning, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Cabin Fever (2002) – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Cabin in the Woods, The – Bret: 4.5, David: 4.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 4.33

Candyman (1992) – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.83

Candyman (2021) – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.75

Cannibal Holocaust – Bret: 1, David: 1, Alan: 1, Overall: 1

Cheerleader Camp – Bret: 1, David: 1, Overall: 1

Children of the Corn (1984)- Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Child’s Play (1988) – Bret: 1, David: 2.5, Overall: 1.75

Child’s Play 2 – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Christmas Horror Story, A – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2

Chopping Mall – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.83

Christine – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.25

C.H.U.D. – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 2.83

Class of 1999 – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.17

Class of Nuke ‘Em High – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Clownhouse – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 2

Collector, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Alan: N/A, Overall: 1.75

Conjuring, The – Bret: 3, David: 4*, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 3.83 (*revised in episode 210)

Crawl – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.25

Creature from the Black Lagoon – Bret: 4, David: 4, Overall: 4

Creepozoids – Bret: .5, David: 1, special guest Alan: 3, Overall: 1.5

Creepshow – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Creepshow 2 – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 3

Critters – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 2.83

Cursed – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Daniel Isn’t Real – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.67

Daughters of Darkness – Bret: .5, David: 2.5, Overall: 1.5

Dave Made a Maze – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 3

Dawn of the Dead (1978) – Bret: 4, David: 5*, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4.5 (*revised in episode 210)

Day of the Dead (1985) – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.17

Dead Alive – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.5

Dead Heat – Bret: .5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

Deadly Friend – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Deadly Games – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Deadly Spawn, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Death Becomes Her – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Death Proof – Bret: 4.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 3.5

Death Ship – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Demon Knight, Tales from the Crypt Presents – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, special guest Adam: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Demonic Toys – Bret: .5, David: 1, Overall: .75

Demons – Bret: 1.5, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.17

Demons 2 – Bret: 1, David: 2, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 2.17

The Dentist – Bret: 1, David: 1, Overall: 1

Descent, The – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.33

Devil Rides Out, The – Bret: 1, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 2.67

Devil’s Rain, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.33

Devil’s Rejects, The – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.83

Disturbing Behavior – Bret: .5, David: 1, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1

Dog Soldiers – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.67

Dolls – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Dolly Dearest – Bret: .5, David: .5, Overall: .5

Don’t Breathe – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Don’t Go in the House – Bret: 1.5, David: 1, Overall: 1.25

Dr. Giggles – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Overall: 2.25

Dracula, Bram Stoker’s – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.83

Dracula: Dead and Loving It – Bret: 0.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

Drag Me To Hell – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 3.33

Eight Legged Freaks – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.5

Elvira’s Haunted Hills – Bret: 0.5, David: 1.5, Alan: 1, Overall: 1

Evil Bong – Bret: 1, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.75

Evil Dead (2013) – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Overall: 3.75

Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn – Bret: 4, David: 4.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 4

Faculty, The – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

Father’s Day, A (short) – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: N/A, Overall: 3.5

Feast – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.17

Feast II – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1

Final Destination – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Final Destination 5 – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Final Exam – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Final Girls, The – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.83

Fly, The (1986) – Bret: 5, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 4.33

Fog, The (John Carpenter’s) – Bret: 2.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 3.5

Found Footage 3D – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.33

Frankenhooker – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Frankenstein (1931) – Bret: 3.5, David: 5, Alan: 4, Overall: 4.17

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Alan: 1, Overall: 0.67

Friday the 13th (1980) – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Friday the 13th (2009) – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Friday the 13th Part 2 – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, special guest Joe: 4, Overall: 3.17

Friday the 13th Part 3 – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5 , Overall: 3.5

Friday the 13th (Part 4): The Final Chapter – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.25

Friday the 13th (Part V): A New Beginning – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives – Bret: 3*, David: 3.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.83 (*revised in episode 210)

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Frightmare (1983) – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Fright Night (1985) – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 3.5, special guest Christina: 3, Overall: 3.5

Fright Night Part 2 – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Frighteners, The – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.17

Frogs – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

From Beyond – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.33

From Dusk Till Dawn – Bret: 4, David: 4, Overall: 4

Funhouse, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.25

Gate, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.17

Get Out – Bret: 5*, David: 5, Alan: 5, Overall: 5 (*updated in episode 208)

Ghost Ship – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Ghostface (fan film) – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Alan: 1, Overall: 0.83

Ghostkeeper – Bret: .5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Ghosts of Mars – Bret: 0.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.25

Ginger Snaps – Bret: 2.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 3.5

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.75

Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Gingerdead Man, The – Bret: 0, David: 0.5: Overall: 0.25

Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, A – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 5, Overall: 4.33

Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film – Bret: 5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, special guest Bootsie: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Grave Encounters – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, special guest Crystal: 3.5, Overall: 2.67

Grave Encounters 2 – Bret: 1, David: 1, special guest Crystal: 1, Overall: 1

Greasy Strangler, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 1, Overall: 1.75

Green Inferno, The – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

Green Room – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 4

Hack-O-Lantern – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Halloween (1978) – Bret: 5, David: 5, Overall: 5

Halloween (2018) – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4.17

Halloween II (1981) – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

Halloween III: Season of the Witch – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Halloween (6): The Curse of Michael Myers – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Halloween Ends – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Halloween Kills – Bret: 2.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3

Happy Birthday To Me – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.33

Happy Death Day – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.67

Happy Death Day 2U – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.33

Hardware – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.67

Hatchet – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Haunt (2019) – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Heathers – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Hell Fest – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Hell House LLC – Bret: 2, David: 3.5, Overall: 2.75

Hell Night – Bret: 1.5, David 2, Overall: 1.75

Hellbound: Hellraiser II – Bret: 4, David: 2.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.33

Hellraiser – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.17

High Tension – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Holidays – Bret: 2.5, David: 1.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.33

Hostel – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Hound of the Baskervilles, The (1959) – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.33

House – Bret: 2, David: 2, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.17

House II: The Second Story – Bret: .5, David: 1.5, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.17

House by the Cemetery, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Alan: 2, special guest Bootsie: 1, Overall: 1.5

House of 1000 Corpses – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.17

House of the Dead – Bret: 0, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.25

House of Wax (2005) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

House on Haunted Hill (1959) – Bret: 2.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

House on Haunted Hill (1999) – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

Housebound – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Overall: 3.75

Houses that October Built, The – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Howl – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

Howling, The – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.5

Humanoids from the Deep (1980): Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

The Hunger – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Hush – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.83

Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Overall: 3.75

Husk – Bret: 0, David: 2, Overall: 1

I Know What You Did Last Summer – Bret: 2, David: 3, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.33

I Spit On Your Grave (1978) – Bret: 3.5, David: 2, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.17

I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) – Bret: 1.5, David 2, Overall: 1.75

I Was a Teenage Zombie (1987) – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Idle Hands – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

In Fabric – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 5, Overall: 3.5

In the Mouth of Madness – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.5

Intruder – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.5

Invisible Man, The (1933) – Bret: 4, David: 4.5, Overall: 4.25

Invisible Man, The (2020) – Bret: 3, David: 4, Overall: 3.5

It (2017) – Bret: 4, David: 4.5, Overall: 4.25

It: Chapter Two – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.25

It Follows – Bret: 3.5, David: 4.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 4

Jack Frost – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.33

Jack-O – Bret: 0, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.25

Jason X – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 1.67

Jawbreaker – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Jaws – Bret: 5, David: 5, Overall: 5

Jester: The (short) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

Jester: Chapter 2, The (short) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

John Dies at the End – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

Joy Ride – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Juan of the Dead – Bret: 4, David: 4, Overall: 4

Killer Klowns from Outer Space – Bret: 4, David: 2.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.5

Kristy – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Land of the Dead – Bret: 2, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.67

Last Broadcast, The – Bret: 1.5, David 2, Overall: 1.75

Last House on the Left, The (1972) – Bret: .5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

Last Matinee, The – Bret: 4.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 4

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Leprechaun 4: In Space – Bret: 0, David: .5, Alan: 1, Overall: .5

Lifeforce – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 2.83

Lighthouse, The – Bret: 4.5, David: 5, Alan: 5, special guest Bootsie: 4, Overall: 4.625

Lights Out – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.75

Llamageddon – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Lords of Salem, The – Bret: 0.5, David: 1.5, Alan: 1, Overall: 1

Lost Boys, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Loved Ones, The – Bret: 4.5, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 4.17

Madman – Bret: 1.5, David: 1, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.33

Magic – Bret; 3, David: 3, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.33

Mandy – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Alan: 5, Overall: 3.5

Mangler, The – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Maniac (1980) – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.83

Maniac Cop – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2

Maximum Overdrive – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Mayhem – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.67

Monkey Shines – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3

Monster Squad, The – Bret: 2, David: 3.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.67

Motel Hell – Bret: 2, David: 3, Overall: 2.5

Moutaintop Motel Massacre – Bret: 2, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.75

Murder Party – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2

Mutilator, The – Bret: 1, David: 1, Overall: 1

My Bloody Valentine – Bret: 3, David: 3*, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.67 (*updated in episode 180)

My Bloody Valentine 3D – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Near Dark – Bret: 1.5, David: 3, Alan: 2, special guest Christina: 1.5, Overall: 2

Neon Demon, The – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Neon Maniacs – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Alan: 1, Overall: 0.67

Nest, The – Bret: 0.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.25

New Year’s Evil – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Night of the Comet – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 2.5

Night of the Creeps – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.67

Night of the Demons – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.33

Night of the Living Dead (1968) – Bret: 3, David: 4, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.67

Night of the Living Dead (1990) – Bret: 2, David: 3, Overall: 2.5

Nightbreed – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

Nightmare Beach – Bret: 3, David: 2, Overall: 2.5

Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984) – Bret: 3*, David: 3.5*, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.83 (*updated in Episode 142)

Nightmare on Elm Street, A (2010) – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Alan: 1, Overall: 1.33

Nightmare on Elm Street 2, A: Freddy’s Revenge – Bret: 2, David: 1.5, special guest Joe: 2.5, Overall: 2

Nightmare on Elm Street 3, A: Dream Warriors – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, special guest Brodie: 4.5, Overall: 4

Nightmare on Elm Street 4, A: The Dream Master – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, special guest Brodie: 4, Overall: 3.5

Nightmare on Elm Street 5, A: The Dream Child – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Nightmare Weekend – Bret: 0, David: 0, Overall: 0

Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight – Bret: 3, David: 2, Overall: 2.5

Odd Thomas – Bret: 4, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.75

One Cut of the Dead – Bret: 5, David: 5, Overall: 5

Overlord – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Paranormal Activity – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

People Under the Stairs, The – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 3

Phantasm – Bret: 2, David: 2, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.33

Phantasm II – Bret: 1, David: 2.5, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.67

Phenomena – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.33

Pieces – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 2

Pilgrim – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Pitch Black – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Planet Terror – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 3.33

Poltergeist (1982) – Bret: 2.5, David: 5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.67

Popcorn – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Possession – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Poultrygeist – Bret: 0, David: 0.5, Alan: 0.5, Overall: 0.33

Predator – Bret: 2.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.33

Prince of Darkness (John Carpenter’s) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.33

Prom Night (1980) – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Prom Night II – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Prowler (The) – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

Psycho II – Bret: 4, David: 3, Overall: 3.5

Psycho III – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Psycho Goreman – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Pumpkin Karver, The – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Pumpkinhead – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.75

Puppetmaster – Bret: 2.75, David: 2, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.25

Puppet Masters, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Alan: 2, Overall: 1.83

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich – Bret: 1, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2

Purge, The – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, special guest Mike: 1.5, Overall: 2.5

Quiet Place, A – Bret: 2, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Rare Exports – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

Ravenous (2017) – Bret: 3, David: 3, special guest Leah: 4, Overall: 3.33

Raw – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 5, Overall: 4.33

Ready or Not – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.83

Re-Animator – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 3.83

Red State – Bret: 4.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 4

Return of the Living Dead, The – Bret: 3, David: 4, Overall: 3.5

Return of the Witch, The (fan film) – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Alan: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Return to Horror High – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Alan: 0.5, Overall: 0.67

Reverse (short) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.17

Ritual, The (2017) – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Robowar – Bret: 1, David: 1, Alan: 3, Overall: 1.67

Rock, Paper and Scissors – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Rocktober Blood – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: 0.75

Santa Jaws – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Santa’s Slay – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.67

Savage Weekend – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Saw – Bret: 2, David: 3, Overall: 2.5

Sawyer (fan film) – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Alan: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Scanners – Bret: 2, David: 3, Overall: 2.5

Scream – Bret: 4, David: 4.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 4

Scream 2 – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.33

Scream 3 – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Scream 4 – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Secret Window – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Sentinel, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 2.67

Serpent and the Rainbow, The – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.33

Shakma – Bret: 2, David: 1.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 1.83

Shaun of the Dead – Bret: 4.5, David: 4.5, Overall: 4.5

Shining, The – Bret: 5, David: 5, Alan: 5, Overall: 5

Shocker – Bret: 1, David: 1, Alan: 1, Overall: 1

Shocking Dark – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Alan: 4, Overall: 1.83

Silent Hill – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Silent Night, Deadly Night – Bret: 1.5, David: 1, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.33

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 – Bret: 0, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.25

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Silver Bullet – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Slaughter High – Bret: 1, David: 0.5, Alan: 1, Overall: 0.83

Slaughterhouse – Bret: 0.5, David; 2, Overall: 1.25

Sleepaway Camp – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2

Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 1.67

Sleepy Hollow – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Slime City – Bret: 0.5, David: 1, Overall: .75

Slither – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.33

Slugs – Bret: 2, David: 1, Overall: 1.5

Slumber Party Massacre, The – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Alan: 2, Overall: 1.83

Slumber Party Massacre II – Bret: .5, David: .5, Overall: .5

Society – Bret: 2, David: 2, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.17

Something Wicked This Way Comes – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Son – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama – Bret: .5, David: 1, Overall: .75

Sorority House Massacre – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Alan: 1, Overall: .67

Southbound – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

Spare Parts – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Special Day (short) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.17

Species – Bret: 1.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.5

Spookies – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Starry Eyes – Bret: 4, David: 3, Overall: 3.5

Strangers, The – Bret: 3, David 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Street Trash – Bret: 1, David: 1, Overall: 1

Student Bodies – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Stuff, The – Bret: 2, David: 2, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.83

Suck – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.83

Summer of 84 – Bret: 3.5, David: 4, Overall: 3.75

Suspiria – Bret: 2, David: 3, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 2.83

Swamp Thing – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Tales from the Crypt (1972) – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.5

Tales from the Darkside – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Tales of Halloween – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Terrifier – Bret: 2.5, David 2.5, Alan: N/A, Overall: 2.5

Terror Train – Bret: 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

TerrorVision – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Overall: 2.25

Texas Chain Saw Massacre , The (1974) – Bret: 5, David: 5, Alan: 5, Overall: 5

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The – Bret: 4.5, David: 4, Overall: 4.25

Thankskilling – Bret: 0, David: 1, Alan: 0, Overall: 0.33

There’s Someone Inside Your House – Bret: 0.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

They Live – Bret: 5, David: 4.5, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4.67

Thing, The (1982) – Bret: 5, David: 5, Alan: 5, Overall: 5

Thing, The (2011) – Bret: 3, David: 3.5, Overall: 3.25

Thir13en Ghosts – Bret; 2, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.25

Tourist Trap – Bret: 1, David: 2.5, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2

Town That Dreaded Sundown, The (1976) – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Toxic Avenger, The – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Tremors – Bret: 3, David: 3, Alan: 2.5, Overall: 2.83

Trick – Bret: 0.5, David: 1.5, Overall: 1

Trick or Treat (1986) – Bret: 3, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.75

Trick or Treats – Bret: .5, David: .5, Overall: .5

Trick ‘r Treat – Bret: 4.5, David: 4.5, Overall: 4.5

Truth or Dare (2017) – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Tusk – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Alan: 3, Overall: 3.17

Uncle Sam – Bret: 1, David: 1, special guest Mike: 3, Overall: 1.67

Underworld – Bret: 3, David: 2, Overall: 2.5

Unfriended – Bret: 1.5, David: 2, Overall: 1.75

Uninvited – Bret: 0.5, David: 0.5, Overall: 0.5

Uninvited, The (1944) – Bret: 2.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 3.5, Overall: 3.17

Urban Legend – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Alan: 1.5, Overall: 1.33

Us – Bret: 4, David: 4.5, Alan: 5, Overall: 4.5

Valentine – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Vampires (John Carpenter’s) – Bret: 1.5, David: 2.5, Alan: 2, Overall: 2

Velvet Buzzsaw – Bret: 3.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 3

Video Dead, The – Bret: .5, David: 1, Overall: .75

Videodrome – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4.17

Village of the Damned – Bret: 1, David: 2, Overall: 1.5

Vivarium – Bret: 2.5, David: 3, Overall: 2.75

Ward, The – Bret: 1, David: 1.5, Overall: 1.25

Warlock – Bret: 2.5. David: 2, Overall: 2.25

Waxwork – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Werewolves Within – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) – Bret: 5, David: 5, Overall: 5

Wicker Man, The (1973) – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3

Willard (1971) – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Overall: 2.25

Wishmaster – Bret: 2.5, David: 2.5, Overall: 2.5

Witch, The – Bret: 4, David: 4, Alan: 5, special guest Bootsie: 4.5, Overall: 4.375

Witchboard – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Witches of Eastwick, The – Bret: 3.5, David: 3, Overall: 3.25

WNUF Halloween Special – Bret: 2, David: 2, Overall: 2

Wolf Man, The (1941) – Bret: 3.5, David: 3.5, Alan: 4, Overall: 3.67

Wrong Turn (2003) – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Overall: 2.25

Yoga Hosers – Bret: 2.5, David: 2, Alan: 2, Overall: 2.17

Young Frankenstein – Bret: 5, David: 5, Overall: 5

Zodiac – Bret: 4.5, David: 4.5, Alan: 4.5, Overall: 4.5

Zombeavers – Bret: 3, David: 3, Overall: 3