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Every now and again, someone will ask us if we have t-shirts, hats, and other assorted merch available for purchase. The answer is now “yes!”

Head over to our TeePublic shop for shirts, hoodies, stickers, magnets, masks, mugs, and more. We’ll add additional items over time.

We also have a limited supply of embroidered Flexfit hats available for $25 shipped. We have black caps with white text, and white caps with black text. Sizes are S/M or L/XL. Look at David’s glorious head in these photos for a reference of each color, and send us a message if you’re interested.