Fresh off meeting Tom Atkins at Mad Monster Party AZ, Bret, David, and Alan discuss… Read the postEpisode 46: An “Atkins Diet” of Horror
Bret, David, and Alan discuss the first two films written and directed by horror auteur,… Read the postEpisode 45: Get Out with Us!
Bret, David, and Alan brush up on their Italian and discuss (in perfect English) a… Read the postEpisode 44: DEMONStrations of PanDEMONium
Bret, David, and Alan have a long-overdue discussion about a couple of classic Universal monster… Read the postEpisode 43: Classic Creature Double Feature!
Having already discussed The Thing in Episode 4, Bret, David, and Alan delve into the… Read the postEpisode 42: Darkness, Pain, and Sutter Cane
Bret, David, and Alan are reliving the same day over and over until they make… Read the postEpisode 41: Happy Death Déjà Vu!
For their fortieth episode, Bret, David, and Alan make a list of everyone who’s ever… Read the postEpisode 40: Rage, Cage, and Spit on Your Grave!
Bret, David, and Alan head back to the 90’s to discuss Wes Craven’s 1996 genre-reviving… Read the postEpisode 39: Bill & Stu’s Massacre Adventure
Put on a smock, because things are about to get gooey! Bret, David, and Alan… Read the postEpisode 38: The Pink and The Stink
Bret, David, and Alan blast off into outer space, rid themselves of the burdens of… Read the postEpisode 37: Space Vamps and Dirt Naps
Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films that subverted the tropes and clichés of horror… Read the postEpisode 36: The Cabin and “The Wood”
Bret, David, and Alan hug each other’s faces, slather themselves in mud, and discuss two… Read the postEpisode 35: In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream, “GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!”
Hello, creeps! Bret, David, and Alan are joined this week by their friend, Adam, to… Read the postEpisode 34: The Crypt Keeper Goes Hollywood
Break out the peeps and jelly beans (an epipen probably wouldn’t hurt either): Bret, David,… Read the postEpisode 33: We Hear You’re Looking For The Candyman…
Bret, David, and Alan discuss two starkly different films featuring Dee Wallace: Joe Dante’s classic… Read the postEpisode 32: Howling for Dee Wallace and Monsterpalooza 2019!
Roommate’s cat dead? Did you accidentally run your girlfriend over with a remote control lawnmower… Read the postEpisode 31: Glows and Hoes
Bret, David, and Alan break out the whoopee cushions and dribble glasses, and discuss the… Read the postEpisode 30: Happy April, Fools!
Bret, David, and Alan slash their way through the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th,… Read the postEpisode 29: “Come to Camp Crystal Lake,” They Said. “It’ll Be Fun,” They Said.
Bret, David, and Alan introduce a giveaway*, howl at the moon, and discuss two werewolf… Read the postEpisode 28: Werewolf? There! There, Wolf. There, Podcast!
Don’t look… don’t listen… and please: shut the f*** up! On second thought: go ahead… Read the postEpisode 27: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil!
Pack a flashlight, a camera, and a bottle of Purell: Bret, David, and Alan head… Read the postEpisode 26: Subterranean Monster Blues
Bret, David, and Alan discuss David Fincher’s 2007 film, Zodiac, and the 50+ year case on… Read the postEpisode 25: This is The Swearwolves Speaking… About Zodiac!
Bret, David, and Alan each chose a movie they felt was underrated, and had their… Read the postEpisode 24: Horrifically Underrated
Turn off the light… stay away from the light… come to the light… hey, it’s… Read the postEpisode 23: The Conjuring of Poltergeists and Frighteners
Bret, David, and Alan discuss what is widely considered to be the greatest trilogy of… Read the postEpisode 22: Night –> Dawn –> Day –> DEAD!