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July 27, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 99: I Kill Girls That Wear Abercrombie & Fitch

Bret, David, and Alan dress up like fishermen, eat Pop Rocks, and drink soda as…

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July 20, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 98: Send in the Clowns

Break out the grease paint, throw a pie at a stranger, and put on some…

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July 13, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 97: The Sound of Violence

Put on your headphones and your favorite red dress as Bret, David, and Alan discuss…

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July 6, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 96: Chew Bubble Gum and Eat Brains

Bret, David, and Alan have a five-minute fist fight, put on their sunglasses, and discuss…

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June 29, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 95: Leatherface and What’s-His-Face

Bret, David, and Alan pick up a creepy hitchhiker, fire up their chainsaws, and bust…

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June 22, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 94: Body Movin’

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films about people who aren’t quite themselves anymore: Invasion…

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June 15, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 93: An Acid Pit and Family Sh!t

While they count to a hundred, have a couple of drinks, grab a gun, and…

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June 8, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 92: Drugs Are Bad… M’kay?

Bret, David, and Alan put on their D.A.R.E. t-shirts and discuss two drug-themed horror movies:…

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June 1, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 91: School’s Out… but We’re Back!

Bret, David, and Alan get together in person for the first time in two months,…

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May 25, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 90: In Space, No One Gives a…

Bret, David, and Alan blast off and discuss two horror franchise installments that took the…

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May 18, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 89: Disgruntled Grunters

Bret, David, and Alan huff, puff, pant, groan, and grunt their way through a discussion…

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May 11, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 88: Hammer Time!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of lesser-talked-about Hammer films: The Hound of the…

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May 4, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 87: Punks And Brewster

Bret, David, and Alan are joined by a special guest, Christina, to discuss a pair…

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April 27, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 86: Windward House and Other Snuff

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of movies that were suggested by listeners during…

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April 20, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 85: (Stay in Your) House Party

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two horror-comedies about the complications of homeownership: House (1986), and…

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April 13, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 84: American Swearwolves in Quarantine

Still recording remotely, Bret, David, and Alan discuss Bret’s recent trip to London and Paris,…

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April 6, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 83: Magic Isn’t Real

While the horrors of today remain all too real, Bret, David, and Alan discuss two…

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March 30, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 82: 28 Days of Mayhem

Exactly 28 days after their last recording session, Bret, David, and Alan practice social distancing…

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March 23, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 81: Love Will Tear Us Apart

Bret, David, and Alan sharpen their Rubik’s Cube skills and discuss Clive Barker’s directorial debut,…

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March 16, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 80: Chodes and Geodes

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two 80’s horror films about kids fighting off monsters: Neon…

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March 9, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 79: It Follows Us To Hell

Bret, David, and Alan celebrate Women in Horror Month a week late (sorry) by discussing…

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March 2, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 78: Music in the Key of “H”

Bret, David, and Alan take a break from watching horror movies, and instead listen to…

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February 24, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 77: Sleep with The Swearwolves!

Bret, David, and Alan order a pizza, try on different outfits, and brazenly take their…

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February 17, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 76: Be Our Valentine… Or We’ll Drill a Hole in Your Head!

Bret, David, and Alan whisper sweet nothings to each other, eat chocolates, break into spontaneous…

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February 10, 2020 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 75: That’s So Craven

This week, Bret, David, and Alan discuss two Wes Craven films from the 1980’s. First…

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