The Swearwolves

March 31, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 30: Happy April, Fools!

Bret, David, and Alan break out the whoopee cushions and dribble glasses, and discuss the…

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March 24, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 29: “Come to Camp Crystal Lake,” They Said. “It’ll Be Fun,” They Said.

Bret, David, and Alan slash their way through the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th,…

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March 17, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 28: Werewolf? There! There, Wolf. There, Podcast!

Bret, David, and Alan introduce a giveaway*, howl at the moon, and discuss two werewolf…

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March 10, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 27: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil!

Don’t look… don’t listen… and please: shut the f*** up! On second thought: go ahead…

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March 3, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 26: Subterranean Monster Blues

Pack a flashlight, a camera, and a bottle of Purell: Bret, David, and Alan head…

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February 24, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 25: This is The Swearwolves Speaking… About Zodiac!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss David Fincher’s 2007 film, Zodiac, and the 50+ year case on…

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February 17, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 24: Horrifically Underrated

Bret, David, and Alan each chose a movie they felt was underrated, and had their…

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February 10, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 23: The Conjuring of Poltergeists and Frighteners

Turn off the light… stay away from the light… come to the light… hey, it’s…

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February 3, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 22: Night –> Dawn –> Day –> DEAD!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss what is widely considered to be the greatest trilogy of…

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January 27, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 21: The Trivial Pursuits of Horror Collectors

Bret, David, and Alan take a slight detour from their usual format, and talk about…

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January 20, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 20: Night of the…

In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan discuss three cult 80’s horror flicks with similar…

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January 13, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 19: Don’t Eat Me, Bro!

Bret, David, and Alan create a beer broth, break out a crock pot, and feast…

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January 6, 2019 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 18: Talking Undead – A Sh!t-Sucking Vampire Episode!

Drop that copy of Batman #14, draw yourself a bubble bath, and dissolve into mist…

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December 30, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 17: Celebration of Infestation

Brush up on your pole-vaulting skills, fashion a makeshift flamethrower, and break out your favorite…

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December 23, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 16: A Very Swearwolves Christmas

Bret, David, and Alan get into the spirit of the holiday season by discussing Christmas-themed…

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December 16, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 15: If It Beeps, We Can Kill It!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss movies about robots with a mean streak – from The…

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December 9, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 14: Mr. Smith Goes To Hell!

In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan discuss the films of writer/director, Kevin Smith –…

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December 2, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 13: The Little Things That Kill

Bret, David, and Alan discuss movies featuring killer dolls, with a focus on 1989’s Puppetmaster,…

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November 25, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 12: Terror on the Tube! Monsters, Munsters, and TV Mayhem!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss some of their favorite horror and horror-inspired TV shows from…

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November 18, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 11: Fan-Made/Short Horror Films – The Good, The Bad, & The Very Ugly

Bret, David, and Alan discuss fan-made/short horror films, with a main focus on Return of…

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November 11, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

The Swearwolves – Episode 10: A Horror Anthology… Anthology

Bret, David, and Alan discuss some of their favorite horror anthology films, focusing primarily on…

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November 4, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

The Swearwolves – Episode 9: Monster Battle Royale

Working from a “classic monsters” bracket and a “modern monsters” bracket, Bret, David, and Alan…

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October 28, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

The Swearwolves – Episode 8: Killer VHS Box Art, Chainsaw, and Hell Fest? Hell, Yes!

Bret, David, and Alan reminisce about going to video stores and picking out horror movies…

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October 21, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

The Swearwolves – Episode 7: Halloween 2018

Bret, David, and Alan have a spoiler-free discussion of the new Halloween movie: their overall…

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October 14, 2018 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

The Swearwolves – Episode 6: Creepy Movies, Suspiria (1977), and Stephen King

In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan talk about movies that gave them the f***in’…

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