The Swearwolves

April 9, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 240: Every Body Counts

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David…

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April 2, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 239: Hell No, Dolly

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart…

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March 26, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 238: Battle Royale with Cheese

Bret and David awaken to find themselves on an island and (in between fighting to…

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March 19, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 237: No Sleep Till Poland

Bret and David forfeit their electronic devices, fly to Poland, and discuss Nobody Sleeps in…

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March 12, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 236: Under the World in 80 Minutes

Bret and David inject themselves with vampire and werewolf blood, become unstoppable hybrids, and discuss…

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March 5, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 235: Arquette-nophobia

Bret and David dump toxic waste into a pond, douse themselves in perfume, and discuss…

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February 26, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 234: Scream 4 More

Bret and David bone up on their horror movie trivia, return to Woodsboro, and discuss…

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February 19, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 233: The Wrath of Spawn

Bret and David have an awkward therapy session, prepare a vegetarian lunch, and discuss The…

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February 12, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 232: Broadcast Snooze

Bret and David head to the woods and refuse to stop recording as they discuss…

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February 5, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 231: Taint-ed Love

Bret and David stuff a shoe in a toilet, fight awkwardly, and twirl with wild…

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January 29, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 230: You’ll Float 2

Bret and David age twenty-seven years and wrap up the Pennywise saga by discussing It:…

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January 22, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 229: What is It?

Bret and David make a paper boat, sail it down a storm drain, and discuss…

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January 15, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 228: Another Night, Another Scream

Bret and David board up their doors and windows, and discuss Tom Savini’s remake of…

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January 8, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 227: Dookies

Bret and David bury themselves alive, party in a vacant house, and discuss 1986’s Spookies.…

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January 1, 2023 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 226: All Pain. No Gain.

Bret and David ring in 2023 by getting swole and watching Bloody Muscle Body Builder…

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December 25, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 225: First Goddamn Week of Winter

Bret and David discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), and as an added bonus, David…

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December 18, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 224: Let it Blow, Let it Blow, Let it Blow

Bret and David must have been on the naughty list this year, because they’re spending…

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December 11, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 223: Home, but Not Alone

With Christmas just a couple of weeks away, Bret and David get into the holiday…

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December 4, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 222: Deers for Fears

Bret and David kick off December by discussing Antlers (2021). With a title like that,…

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November 27, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 221: The Cat in the Cat

Bret and David take a listener’s suggestion and check out a movie about a killer…

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November 20, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 220: On Fridays, We Wear Black!

Bret & David celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing a movie that honors the great tradition of…

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November 13, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 219: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me

Bret and David celebrate a listener’s birthday by checking out a film of her choosing:…

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November 6, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 218: Where’s the Wolf?

Bret and David take a trip back to the early 2000’s and discuss the infamous…

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October 30, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 217: Halloween Begins… and Ends!

Happy Halloween! To celebrate the best day of the year, Bret and David put on…

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October 23, 2022 / theswearwolves / Podcast Episodes

Episode 216: Still Evil. Still Dead.

Bret and David find a book wrapped in plastic and barbed wire, read incantations from…

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